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When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.
I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.
When a girl is sucking/f*cking you through a gloryhole, and then proceeds to cock & ball torture your cock & balls while they are still inserted through the gloryhole
Jack: Did you seriously get a gloringus dingus past night?
Me: Yeah. The adult theater was poppin and she was kind of a sadist, so I let her. My balls are swollen to the size of a jar, tho.
Typically a member of the big chungus family.
John Jacob Dingleberry Schmidt is a Dingus Donglord.
An individual with no aptitude for success who nonetheless presume competence. AKA, a skill-devoid mansplaining rube who is the unwitting object of ridicule over an extended period of time (for instance, their adulthood). AKA, a haughty knave, lacking in cunning and sophistication, who is ineffective in all pursuits, much to the irritation or amusement of his or her peer group. Usually male.
Don't let Dingus McLingus walk the dog. He'll probably let it get eaten by a hawk.
Maya Dingus is a great friend, she's always so happy and energetic. She's also great at basketball and she always complements all of her friends, even their siblings! Everyone should have a Maya Dingus in their life! <3
I'm so glad that Maya Dingus is my friend. I'm so lucky!
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