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Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.
George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.
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When a young man procures free or discounted items from a female food service worker by letting his fingers do the walking.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.
Dude I was eating at GW last week and the server totally gave me the four finger discount.
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When ever you shoplift and not stick it in your purse, sleeves, or pockets. You shove it in your Bra! Known as the Double D Discount!
Josh: Hey Claire, are you able to "buy" me that shirt?
Claire: Oh, and where am I going to get the money to spend on you? Im lucky to have 5 dollars.
Josh: No, no, no you KNOW what I mean ;)
Claire: Oh, oh Okay!
Claire then goes into the American Eagle and Double D Discount the shirt.
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The act of not tipping at a restaurant. The way voluntary tipping policy works, you get to decide what a server gets paid at a restaurant. You don't tip, they don't get payed. Therefor, if you are an asshole, you can get a 15% discount at any restaurant as long as you don't care if the server gets payed for his/her work. (could also be used as the 18% or 20% asshole discount, depending on tipping standards)
Hey, did you see that Steve did not leave a tip for the waitress? He is certainly taking advantage of the 15% asshole discount.
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To acquire pirated material over the internet.
Originally derived from the phrase '5-finger discount' referring to the theft of merchandise from a store.
"Hey, did you ever watch the series Firefly? I got it on an 8-bit discount from ThePirateBay last week.
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Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon
A hand job in which all the fingers are involved, very pleasurable to both.
Man, Susie gave me that five finger discount last nigh and I cummed all over her face.
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