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When one is stuck in the mode of being on the couch watching tv and eating ,even when not at home.
Sorry I'm not worth a grap today guys I'm still suffering from this weekend's Munchcouchin's disease I had going watching the Super Bowl.
When your chest drops into your drawers.
That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.
IPNB disease (short for I Pull No Bitches disease
Sam: hey are you gay or do you have the IPNB disease?
John: what’s the IPNB disease
Sam : The I pull no bitches disease
John: Are you serious
Antonio disease is a rare disease when the person twitches every time they move, or when the person dances they have a little seizure when doing the dance move 'reverse'.
Mateo Bowles (Famous Dancer) has Antonio disease
When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"
when you suffer from american disease it means you are dumb
person: i have american disease
person2: whats that ?
person: it means im dumb
The temporary twitching and quivering in the legs and/or body after a mind altering orgasm.
I came so hard he gave me Fuckinson's Disease in my thighs for an hour!