Gitt Disorder

Gitt Disorder is a society disorder characterised by intrusive behaviour that produces venal egomania, apprehension and a sense of regret. Symptoms may include repetitive use of words such as 'Beautiful', 'Brilliant', 'Exactly' or 'Nice' whilst displaying overly energetic mannerisms such as erratic use of hand movements during a conversation (commonly referred to as 'The Gitt Reflex.')

1. 'Curb Your Enthusiasm... Brilliant, just brilliant.' This person displays Gitt Disorder for Curb Your Enthusiasm.

2. Sufferers of Gitt Disorder will usually broadcast their views over the internet.

3. Bono.

Vincent’s Disorder

An uncommon mental health disorder. Symptoms include:

Spelling problems, total retardation, being a dick, and not being funny at all.

Doctor: I’m sorry but your son has Vincent’s Disorder.

Mom: I think it’ll benefit everyone if we put him down.

LFA Disorder

Lack of Female Attention disorder effects 1 in every 2 men.

Dude 1: You gettin bitches?
Dude 2: Nah, I’ve been diagnosed with LFA disorder

SNCCLV disorder

Stuffy Nose Constant Coughing Losing Voice disorder
A new and very rare disease.
symptoms:
stuffy nose/sneezing
a lot of coughing
first sign of voice lost

if you have 2 or more of these, get medical help.

"I'm sorry Johnny, you have SNCCLV disorder...you're going to die."
"SNLCDCTV what?

Anxiety disorder

me

when the anxiety disorder

penal disorder

a disorder with your penis

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'

jonnyboy disorder

A rare rowing disorder where the rower experiences an overly tight grip during the drive. Symptoms include forearm pain and inability to scull.

His jonnyboy disorder kept him from sculling.