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Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.
Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."
when two people are doing it doggy style, the guy says to the girl "i have aids!!!" at this point the girl will try to get away, it is the guys objective to keep her in that position and to continue having sex. very similar to a cowboy trying to stay on the bull at a rodeo.
Guy on phone: dude can you bail me out of jail? i tried to pull a doggy rodeo on this chick and she called the cops!
A sloggy doggie can be defined as a hot dog where the wiener is cooked by the heat from inside of a freshly worn rental skate from roller skating rink.
Now that I'm skating I am so hungry but I don't have much money because I spent all my cash on the tonight's skating session. I only have enough cash for a sloggy doggie. PLUS I have been skating for a while and my puppies are hot. I know that my skates will cook those sloggy doggies so quickly!!!
When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them
Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap
The place that all dogs go where they die. If you believe in heaven, then when you die you will go to heaven and see your doggy.
"My doggy just died... I hope he went to doggy heaven!"
A cocktail wiener; small hot dog
These cock doggies are awesome with a little ketchup.
When you nut in a child's face and they get mad because they thought it was yogurt, they also start to rampage around the house naked and you have to get naked and chase them as well.
Babysitter: Hey u know Billy? I had to bully doggy him yesterday if that's ok with you
Mother: oh that ok did u take a video?
Babysitter: Do you want me to do it next time?
Mother: Oh hell yea and remember to chain them up