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The poker donkey has replaced the poker fish. In the olden days of poker (before 1999) the bad players were called fish. Now a days they are called a donkey.
A poker donkey is a bad player, or is he? A poker donkey is a gambler. Not just any old gambler though. The poker donkey will hit their gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a fourth street flush. The poker donkey is a terrible gambler. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect odds and hit their miracle card.
A poker donkey does not know any better. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills.
But, like all donkeys they finally end up on the rail watching other donkeys play. The poker donkey will often be mad and sulk and blame the cards for the absolute terrible run of bad fortune. It is only then that the poker donkey will dig deep to gain knowledge of the game.
Whether you are playing poker online, playing a live poker tournament or playing poker in a casino watch out. There just may be a poker donkey sitting next to you.
That guy is a fucking poker donkey. If I ever play cards like those, I'd be a donkey. You won that hand playing like a donkey.
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Pertaining to something loose and having an overwhelmingly amount of elasticity
That doing one-eyed hooker was like screwing a floppy donkey
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a thick-ass gold necklace worn by rappers in the 1980s.
Dirt Nasty: Y'all can't hold my donkey rope!
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Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.
"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."
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A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.
Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.
Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?
Professor: (see definition)
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On the edge of an emotional breakdown
I'm seriously a donkey on the edge right now ....
An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.
A face repulsive enough to blind.
A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.
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