sportsman's double

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

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Double Dating

When 2 cars driving side-by-side preventing other vehicle passing.

Man, I was 15 minutes late this morning because I was stuck behind a pair of double daters.

Whats going with the traffic? I bet you someone is double dating.

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Double Muted

When you come up with a brilliant idea during your conference call only to find out, that after 5 minutes of speaking nobody heard a word because you were muted in-app

"So guys I'm going for lunch. Also, Jeff, I can see you are trying to talk, but we can’t hear you. Maybe you are double muted? Try to check your settings. Cya."

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double-dig

(1) – verb: to be extremely fond of someone or something / somewhere between ‘like’ and ‘love’ / double-digging / double-dug

(2) – noun: a compound putdown

(1), I don’t know what it is about Canadian female singer-songwriters, but from Joni Mitchell through Shania Twain, Alanis Morissette, Leslie Feist, etcetera – I most-always double-dig them.

(2), That ‘brilliant’ committee will take another recess – as if it matters.

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double tubbing

the act of middle aged couples bathing al fresco in side by side tubs. a stunt intended to be erotic posed by people least likely to pull it off, never mind tear it off. an unlikely scenario proffered for your consideration by the manufacturer of an erectile dysfunction palliative.

hey, babe, i think i'm feeling froggy. lets throw all restraint to the winds and give ourselves completely to this moment of passion if we can find two tubs side by side somewhere in the open air. i'll give you a drubbing in some double tubbing.

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double back

to return to the place where you started from, usually faster then getting to where you are now.

"We had to double back to the car when Jimmy realized he left his keys in it."

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double screening

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.

Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.

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