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noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.
adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it
noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."
adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"
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A University student who goes to lectures and tutorials wearing tracksuit bottoms.
Example:
Two uni student in a tutorial room:
Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!
(...) silence
Dave : - You're a douche.
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1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.
Jason, you are really a douche.
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A term used to describe cleansing of the vaginaly orafice.
A term to describe a person who does things that others would consider inapproprate, offensive, or just plain annoying.
That douche bought and sold how many rolls of quarters trying to make money on mint flaws?
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A. noun: Someone who does or says something particularly heinous, sometimes not even realizing what he's doing. Usually something even your average jerk wouldn't do. Many times used with suffixes such as head, face, or (in cases of extreme douchiness)nugget.
B.
Uninformed douche: Haha! That dude can't talk right. He sounds like a retard!
Informed guy: OMG! He has a speech impediment and slight mental retardation, but still volunteers 25 hours a week reading books to underprivileged orphans!
Uninformed douche: Aw man! I'm a complete douche, aren't I?
Informed Guy: Dude, ur a total
douche-nugget
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a person who shall not be named who is equal to the vaginal cleansing product known as a douche
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1 a means of cleansing for a woman's vagina
2 can be used to insult a person
1 sorry i cant go out tonight i bought a douche and this is my only free night to use it
2 oi u fucken douche
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