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A person who goes to great lengths to give someone negative feedback in an extremely patronizing but comical manner. Commonly seen in forums and known to incite flame wars.
Man, that Talking Penis is one backward talking red room dwelling dwarf.
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First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball
An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple
I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.
The absolute greatest s f most powerful fictional character of all time from the seres the adventures of cool man and dwarf wizard
Goku was lying there his last breaths seeping out of him he was beaten by the almighty dwarf wizard
To be Rick Rolled by a friend or acquaintance who also happens to be shorter than the average human.
Brett laughed as he Rick Rolled his old workmates, but they were laughing that they'd been Dwarf Rolled instead.