A person who doesn't realise you really arn't supposed to buy anything other then collectables on ebay and spends his time looking for cheap deals on furniture.
Bob is a real ebay fanatic - he won't stop looking for cheap computers.
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The horrible feeling you get in the pit of your stomach after you've paid for an item you won on eBay that still hasn't arrived more than three weeks later.
That fricken kumquat peeler I bought on eBay hasn't come in the mail yet and it's been nearly a month! I've got a major case of the eBay jeebies.
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Buying sumat on ebay while drunk. not buying one thing but buying three of the same item.
i was ebay drunk and now have three items that are the same
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To 'lose' something that doesn't belong to you on eBay, making a hefty profit in the process. Normally related to items that you borrowed from work previously.
Me: What happened to your work laptop?
Dave: It's lost on eBay. Like my new watch?
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Buying up products from one ebay marketplace and selling it on another ebay marketplace to make a hefty profit.
Very similar to Stock Trading.
This morning I bought 20 iPhone 4s from Australia for $100 each and sold them all for $250 each in Canada. I think I might just quit my day job and become an Ebay trader because Ebay Trading just made me $3,000 richer!
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When you purchase lots of items on eBay that you don't really need, over a short space of time.
I just spent Β£60 on twelve second hand iPhone cases. I must have eBay fever because I can't stop!
When you have to nut to eBay sex doll/lingerie images because your schoolβs network wonβt let you watch real porn.
Julian: Man, school networks are the worst! Everything is blocked, even Facebook!
Ricky: Yeah, I know, yesterday I had to eBay nut because the school network blocked all porn.
Julian: Damn.