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Educational Mercantilism

The concept that there is a finite amount of education in a given environment, so that there is a benefit to depriving others of a quality education in order to increase the benefits to themselves.

The reason why there is little to no effort to improve failing public school systems is because those in power believe in Educational Mercantilism, and having the best education for their child means that education needs to be better than those of others.

by Auedar May 6, 2022


Educated Fuckboy

An educated fuckboy is a guy who claims to not be like "other guys". They are convincing because of the intelligent way they communicate, but in reality they are exactly like those "other guys".

I'm not a fuckboy. I'm on Tinder mainly to find someone I can vibe with. I'm not looking for a serious relationship. I'm looking for something casual.

*This is a typical response of an educated fuckboy*

by Ciara Leone June 13, 2019


re-educated

thinking one is going to get sex, only to find out they are DEAD WRONG!

i THOUGHT i was going to "crack that crotch" , but i was re-educated !

by michael foolsley August 20, 2023


Educated Nap

A educated nap is when you come from school and you are feeling a little tired. And u decided to take a nap. You are not supposed to learn anything from that nap. You are just supposed to just a nap and think about all the work you have to do.

Im going home to take an educated nap.

by Heyyy@1202 April 9, 2017


Education Trafficked

It’s like sex trafficking except it’s for educational purposes and there’s no sex at all.

Did you see all those international students get education trafficked to the larger cities?

by Patrickthestarfish01 April 27, 2023


Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.

When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".

by slickridley November 16, 2022


educational film

A coverup for watching porn. Or possibly is just watching Dora or some shit.

P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: N-nothing... I'm watching an educational film...
P 1: What film?
P 2: An educational one...
P 1: Whatever, dude...
(Other scenario)
P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: Watching an educational film.
P 3: He's watching Dora the Mothafuckin' Explorer to get an A on his Spanish Finals.
P 1: Shit! I need to study for that!
P 3: Nah, we're all gonna fail anyway...

by boobbeast June 1, 2017