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Educational Mercantilism

The concept that there is a finite amount of education in a given environment, so that there is a benefit to depriving others of a quality education in order to increase the benefits to themselves.

The reason why there is little to no effort to improve failing public school systems is because those in power believe in Educational Mercantilism, and having the best education for their child means that education needs to be better than those of others.

by Auedar May 6, 2022


Educated Fuckboy

An educated fuckboy is a guy who claims to not be like "other guys". They are convincing because of the intelligent way they communicate, but in reality they are exactly like those "other guys".

I'm not a fuckboy. I'm on Tinder mainly to find someone I can vibe with. I'm not looking for a serious relationship. I'm looking for something casual.

*This is a typical response of an educated fuckboy*

by Ciara Leone June 13, 2019


Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.

When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".

by slickridley November 16, 2022


educational film

A coverup for watching porn. Or possibly is just watching Dora or some shit.

P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: N-nothing... I'm watching an educational film...
P 1: What film?
P 2: An educational one...
P 1: Whatever, dude...
(Other scenario)
P 1: What are you doing?
P 2: Watching an educational film.
P 3: He's watching Dora the Mothafuckin' Explorer to get an A on his Spanish Finals.
P 1: Shit! I need to study for that!
P 3: Nah, we're all gonna fail anyway...

by boobbeast June 1, 2017


Educational Kaizen

Kaizen is the practice of continuous improvement. Educational Kaizen is simply then the practice of continuous improvement in education for the primary purpose of creating a culture of innovation in the education system.

We are working to create a culture of educational kaizen in our school district called "The Innovation Commission".

by P.J. Christianson May 11, 2015


educational bullying

when someone needs to get knocked off their high horse and take criticism well.

Man, that bagel store guy was so rude, he needs some educational bullying to change his attitude.

by madeofmagic July 13, 2019


education village

Place of smelly chavs and roadmen that vape and smoke. Located in Darlington where all the other scruffs hang about. Only 25% of the students there are virgins, the other 75% are all slags and about 10% have had to get an abortion due to shagging so many lads. Most of the scraps at ev are girls ragging each others hair and are caused by a lad shagging both of them.

Her body count has gone up to 20? does she go to education village?

by ghxstrule May 9, 2021