Crazy Eights

Crazy Eights is a shedding-type card game for the eight leaders of the countries considered to be the top eight economic powerhouses on earth. Each leader is dealt a set of eight distinct cards with each bearing the likeness of one of the eight leaders. The object of the game is to be the first leader to get rid of all of his or her cards on the discard pile. Rules vary from year to year and are routinely ignored resulting in high-jinks, hurt feelings, and enough 'Breaking News!' to totally satisfy the editors of each cable news network.

In the most recent game (2014) seven cards bearing the likeness of the Russian leader Vladimir Putin were placed on the discard pile and he was then eliminated from the game. Fearing no retribution, many thought Putin's taking of Ukraine's Crimea may have contributed to his early exit from the game. Others speculate that the seven other leaders were uncomfortable with Putin constantly flexing his pectoralis major muscles on his shirtless chest.

Could this Crazy Eights game get any crazier? Doesn't Putin know the object of the game is to shed cards and not shirts?

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eight ball

a superviolent shaved-headed racist neofascist punk type - called an 8-ball because he/she does 8-balls, or has a shaved head like an 8-ball, or is the game ender like an 8-ball (once they show up and thrash the party is over)

It was cool until she brought her 8-ball boyfriend over. What a psycho.

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figure eight

a private island off the coast of north carolina, and the town of wilmington.

occasional vacation place of leonardo de caprio, al gore, outcast, and many many others.

me: gah, those figure eight bitches are so fuckin rich.

person1: hey, dont you have a house on figure eight?

me: yea, sorta. see, my moms sister married a man was adopted by the camerons, who used to own the island. so, its more like we have access to houses.

person1: ......oh, wow.

me: yea

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eight to eighty

For everyone; literally for ages 8-80

"Yo I'm having a crazy party this weekend. eight to eighty and BYOB!"

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eight ball

Type of malt liquor known as "Old English 800 Brand".

I cracked me open some eight ball to start the night off right.

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quarter to eight

A term describing the number of beers one has consumed.

Bubba "Hey man you done with those beers."
Rick "Naw, I've only had quarter to eight"

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thirty-eight

referring to a man who enjoys having sexual affairs with multiple women at the same time. they have been known to be quite ugly and to go after young, pretty women found in night clubs. they usually have sex at least 10 times a night most days of the week.

Man, I just fucked an amazing thirty-eight last night.

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