slope eyed

A facial expression which makes you look like you've had an Asian stroke

You're so drunk, you've gone all slope eyed on me!!

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G4-eyed

When the G4 logo is a permanent part of your vision due to watching a lot of G4.

After watching the American ninja challenge marathon, I think I have become G4-eyed.

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cock-eyed

1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.

That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.

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Chinc-eyed

chinc-eyed is when your eyes look chinese because you are sooo wasted or stoned you can hardly keep them open...

Blazed guy 1- *staring off into space*
Blazed guy 2- *laughing* dude your so chinc-eyed!!!!!!!

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cock-eyed

When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.

I cock-eyed your mom last night

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BLUCK EYED

When a down ass/bad bitch whoops a lame's ass (particularly a blue eyed bitch's ass) and leaves her eyes black AND blue.

DAYYYYUM---Mama threw down wit Nikki-Blue-Eyes & straight FUCKED HER BITCH ASS UP...now she just straight BLUCK EYED!

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Boz Eyed

A phrase referring to a person who has one of their eyes permanently half shut, Paris Hilton for example is a typical example of being Boz Eyed

Hey, there goes Fainey the Boz Eyed cont, he's got his Friday Shirt on the Wonky Eyed Midget

Mondo tried to take Fainey up the Wichenford, good job he's Boz Eyed other wise he'd be a right Angry Badger

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