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When your girlfriend is hungry but you want a blowjob.
You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.
You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.
Kaley: I'm hungry ...
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.
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used to describe male genitalia
"Tiny elvis has stage fright" ~Doyle from bio dome
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In the city of Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas) from the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, three guys can be seen walking the streets dressed in Elvis Presley style Vegas jumpsuits. One in a white jumpsuit, another in a blue jump suit and the other Elvis wears a green jumpsuit. Can be heard making amusing comments.
White suit Elvis: "Dont you know I'm the King?"
Blue suit Elvis: "Do ya ever feel like you're not yourself?"
White suit Elvis: "You make yourself look foolish!"
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The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:
It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.
So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.
Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.
The Elvis Presley Volcano:
"I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!"
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Phrase used to mean a person is going to take a piss, usually uttered to a friend in a bar.
Hey Dave, save my seat, I'm going to go sing with Elvis.
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Elvis Aaron Presley was born on January 8, 1935 in Tupelo,Mississippi and died on August 16,1977 in Graceland Memphis Tennessee due to a heart attack he was mainly called the King of Rock and he would've been 87 years old if he were alive today.
Is that the King of Rock? Yes that's Elvis Aaron Presley
When one is gifted an elvis king hit it means there luck has run out and it is now time to face the music to an unexpected KING HIT
You fucking what mate?
Dont make me give you an elvis king hit!!!!