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NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone
Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
A: "What's the capital of Chad?"
B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
The Encyclopedia of Self Destructive Behaviors which usually end up screwing you over real bad in life
People sometimes display bad behaviors when they read from the Encyclopedia Self Destructigas and then need help fixing there life either by some form of therapy or rehab
A more offensive and a pseudo-lulzy version of Wikipedia, Encyclopedia Britannica, and Urban Dictionary
"'Insert Person Here' is a femboy-fucker who repeatedly says the catchphrase of sand-niggers and what's even worse, they hate us because we are more lulzier than em!!! You could help solve this problem by putting them inside of an american school!"
- Encyclopedia Dramatica