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when you get aroused by a girl saying "yes" to a date.
"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"
"Sweet"
state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half
She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.
When u get a boner while doing an activity that has absolutly nothing with sex.
holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.
The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.
How hot was that girl you fucked last night?
Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.
"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."
"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small
My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.