Eskimo Sex

Sexual intercourse involving ones nose.

Pinnochio could give good eskimo sex if he tried.

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Eskimo Joe

A altenative rock band from Australia. They kick some major ass, and everyone needs to buy one of their skeleton-print t-shirts they wear in the video for 'Sarah'.

They have three albums out, most recent is 'Black Fingernails, Red Wine'.

Loser: Who the fuck are these emo punks?
Non-Mentally Challenged Individual: Are you kidding? Eskimo Joe are the shit. They do the alternative rock/power pop/goth pop awesomely.

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Taming The Eskimo

To masterbate or stroke the genitals in any way shape or form.

There is a kid I know who is always Taming The Eskimo in school.

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Eskimo Village

A network or gathering of people who have an interlocking web of sexual relationships, inevitably containing several eskimo brothers, eskimo sisters and usually an underlying feeling of awkwardness.

Aaron hooked up with Tera; Tera is now dating Tommy, who had a three-way with Maggie and Krista; Krista is now with Hugo; Hugo once cheated on Krista with Cynthia, who is now with Aaron. Now if things go well at this planned parenthood protest and I get lucky with Maggie, I can join this Eskimo village.

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Eskimo Dad

Same as eskimo brother, but when two guys each have a child with one woman.

John had a kid with Sarah.
Dave had a kid with Sarah.
Therefore John and Dave are Eskimo Dads.

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Eskimo Twins

When you and your bro have only had sex with the same exact girls.

Yo Pat and Chad both fucked Sara, Clare, Beth, Sexy Beth, Lori, Meredith, Big Tits Ethel, and Tim. They’re Eskimo Twins!

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Eskimo Slammer

The beverage of choice after you've had a few drinks, consisting of water & ice.

(At the bar) "Damn, I'm pretty drunk. Just give me an Eskimo Slammer."

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