The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.
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An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".
Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!
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an awsome (nirvana) song not a very popular one but never the less a good one.
kurt cobain. even in his youth even in his youth even in his youth he was nothing if i die before i wake .......
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A house party where the host is constanly asking for money because he or she thinks the host should not have to throw down any money for the keg or liquor.
Example (break-even party):
Partygoer 1: "Hey man, where are the cups?"
Host: "The cups are in my room. Give me a few bucks and I'll get you one."
Partygoer 2: "You are charging for cups?"
Host: "We are using my house, I should not have to pay anything for the keg."
Partygoer 1: "Damnit I hate break-even parties."
like being the odd man out, but if you were included you would make the group an even number
John:how are things goin with your 3 roommates?
Mike: They're okay, but I always feel like the even man out
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The only night in a sorry motherfucker's life that he'll ever tap a chick's ass
That was the evening of his life.
alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."
"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"
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