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- The Neutral Side -
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.
- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.
- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.
Put down that dreary shit, and pick up Hiero's Journey.
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Having an online tantrum after one’s technically inaccurate comments are corrected.
Typically ascribed to people who are overconfident in one’s technical knowledge yet convinced that talking about a topic in an anonymous forums makes them an expert.
Oh boy, I can’t believe I caused another wickwick event when I explained how an oven works.
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refined crack cocaine to make me buy the goddamn astrojack skin instead of the travis scott skin, i hate myself and i will end my own life, as i do not own the fortnite travis scott skin. my friends have abondoned me, my girlfriend left me, my parents have disowned me and i have learnt that there is no god here other than the guy that made that one song that i only know about because of the fucking live event
2020
Alex: yooo this astrojack skin is fire, lets cop. travis scott is so mid how did they fuck that up that badly?
2023
Alex: i spent 30 fucking dollars on this shitass skin goddamnit i hate you epic games why did you make the astrojack the main part of the fortnite travis scott live event?
A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
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Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
An event that draws the public and or government’s attention to or away from a particular issue
The impeachment trial of President Trump in December of 2019 drew attention to the issue of corruption in the U.S. government, while at the same time it drew attention away from a massive cyber attack that shut down all of New Orleans’s municipal government websites, which would have drawn the public’s attention to the danger of cyber-attacks on the government. It is an example of a focusing event.
She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?