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a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?
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Unexpected encounters with your ex.
“I heard about this new show with a bunch of singles dating on a paradise island when their exes appear to mess things up.”
“Sounds like the ultimate ex-posure show.”
“Wicked.”
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A "Trophy Ex" is the term given to an ex boyfriend or girlfriend, who is bragworthy after the breakup. Their hotness is so superior to the average boyfriend or girlfriend that one will continue to speak of them as "the one" ex that got away.
I used to date Pamela Anderson back in the day...she was my Trophy Ex. I will never have one at that level again!!!
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The biggest mispronounced word in gaming history.
It's not pronounced deuce-ex dumbass ... it's pronounced de-us ex
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your asshole ex-husband, ex-boyfriend or just plain ex. a phrase used to refer to that person you used to date that you can't stand.
"Yeah, my ex-hole wants to get back together, but there is no possible way."
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a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
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the best game ever (IMO). it combines a very large combanation of things. like, technecally it's a shooting game, but you don't have to kill anyone. they say to follow orders, but you can do whatever you want. like the hostages on the 2nd level, in normal games if they die it's Game Over. here you go up and slaughter them all and the guy goes 'OMG JC!!! ME DON"T BELIVE WAT U JST DID!!REPRT TO JOOS BRO RIGHT NOW!!' and you just keep on playing. the only way to lose is by dieing. there are also a huge number of ways to make every playthrough different. the NPC's react to all your actions differently. so one time they might be all 'la la la la la' and the next time they may be like 'WTF !'. there are also a number of different modifications and skills, everything from swimming to snipers to knifes to hacking to be able to "jump two storys high".
on, and BTW, if you have played Deus Ex Invisible War, please note that it is know to everyone who played both games that DX:IW is inferior to DX. so if you think it will be just like DX:IW, you're wrong. too bad about the only way to get it is my internet.
I played the Halo games and I Deus Ex is even better.
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