Serbian exit

To die in jail from natural causes before a guilty verdict can be reached.

Because it took so long to arrest him and the trial carried on for years Slobodan Milosevic was able to take the Serbian exit.

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Gentleman's exit

While having sex the male participant will realize that the female counterpart is to impared to put together a legitimate sentence. The gentleman then pulls out before finishing and leaves her in her drunken stuper.

I asked if she wanted to switch positions but her response was incoherrent, so i pulled a gentleman's exit.

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Serbian exit

To destroy and hide any evidence of guilty conduct before leaving.

Before leaving the enclave troops took the Serbian exit by burning down all the buildings and burying all the bodies in an unmarked mass grave.

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Irish exit

To leave a social event drunk without any recollection of when or how.

Dude 1: Dude, I don't even know what time I left the wedding. Man was I trashed.
Dude 2: Yeah man, nice Irish exit, nobody knew you even left.

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greek exit

To leave before paying your share of the bill

At the bar took the greek exit leaving his friends to pick up his tab.

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The Fire Exit

When you have anal sex with someone whilst you have an std. The moment their asshole starts to burn due to the std you pull out and run away

I gave gavin the fire exit last night, I dont think he's happy

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Irishman's Exit

To leave unexpectedly and candidly; To suddenly exit the premises with no warning or notification; typically while extremely intoxicated, so much that one cannot usually communicate the fact that one is deciding to leave.

"What happened to Fitzy last night?"
"Oh... He pulled the worst Irishman's exit I've ever seen. I was talking to him one minute, the next minute he's gone."

"Did Sully drive us home last night?"
"No. I have no idea where Sully went last night"
--Sully pulled an Irishman's Exit and called a cab by himself to an alternate bar, not remembering any of it.--

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