Ron Mexico Experience

Finding out that your partner just gave you the herp (or any other std).

Bill: Dude, I just had a Ron Mexico experience last night.
Ted: What happened?
Bill: I tried pranking Virginia with an alaskan snow dragon but she just swallowed and said "I've got it too."

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Gold Experience Requiem

no

King Crimson: hey imma erase time real quick
Gold Experience Requiem: no
King Crimson: ok

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double-slit-experiment

1) Threesome involving two women and one man.

2) Experiment identifying the wave properties of particles.

"hey ladies, fancy coming over to mine and performing the double-slit-experiment?"

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girl friend experience

an female escort who provides more then just sex.

besides great sex, she provided the girl friend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

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character building experience

Any personal happening that is so absolutely awful, embarrassing, or painful that, in order to make one feel better about it, its very existence must be given some sort of arbitrary purpose, such as "building character."

My home is at least five miles away and I have no car, no money, and no pants. Now, to get there. This'll be a character building experience.

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herbal essences experience

Getting freaky in the shower

I can't wait till I get to her house for that Herbal Essences Experience.

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Serial Experiments Lain

The Anime of ALL Anime. Former #1 winner of Japan's most Graphical and Best-Loved Animation of the year 1999 'till this very day. The four disc DVD set is a bitch to pay for, but worth the violence. The suicide, sexy mamas, and drugs prove that Serial Experiments Lain is not for the un-tampered minds. No one can prove it otherwise.

Lain Iwakura is the TRUE God of the wired and there and diddly-shit you can do about it. All preps can run home to their fucking Comic Partys and Tokyo Mew Mews.

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