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A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.
Where is Fred?
Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.
For how long?
A week..
Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)
Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?
Yup.
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A wonderful website with many functions:
1) Pretending you know who half the people on your friends list are when they message you, desperately hoping they give you a hint;
2) Providing a means of not having to actually having to properly talk to lots of people you don't give two shits about but it would cause drama not talking to, because it looks like you're in contact when you're actually not;
3) Providing a means for people who you've basically forgotten exist and you'd be quite happy never talking to again to find you and message you;
4) Informing the world about your tiny daily annoyances, diet, and drinking/socialising and/or bowel habits;
5) Posting little else but links to things and stupid witticisms.
6) Playing Scrabble.
Twitter is basically the same, except doesn't include 1-3 or 6.
Facebook = Farcebook = Arsebook = Facefuck = Spazbook
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ONE WHO SPENDS OVER HALF OF THEIR DAY ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB.
MY PURCHASING AGENT IS A FACEBOOKER.
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1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.
2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.
1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook"
2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"
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To hang out in front of the computer waiting for notifications; to be bored in front of the computer; to avoid work; procrastinate.
"Hey, what are you doing today?"
"Facebooking! Shut the fuck up!"
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the new way to prove your as gay as all your friends think you are
myspace for people who think that myspace was not childish enough
a good way to accomplish nothing...ever...no matter how many times you try to send farmville money to cancer awareness organizations or hungry haitians (see also U.S. Government)
Emo 1: We totally just cut ourselves.
Emo 2: I'm gonna tweet about it and update my facebook.
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A cyber universe that's officially lost its mind.
"Kim, I think facebook's going beserk. Pretty soon you're going to be able to add an application to purchase online caskets."
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