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putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.

"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"

by mattmartigan September 23, 2011

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heart failure

dead

Guy 1: My mom died because of heart failure
Guy 2: Lol

by goofy3535 April 26, 2023

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Society Failure

f*ckin awesome band from PR ID. coincidentally happens to have really hot talented members.

Soci Fai Rocks \m/O.o\m/

by Sparky April 10, 2004

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genitalia failure

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.

Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!

by Paradocks January 24, 2008

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failure to thrive

an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.

john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive

john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'

by michael foolsley December 24, 2009

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Urban Failure

A legendary failure that goes way back before the old cave man people call Jesus was born!

Thats an Urban Failure right there!
Your an urban failure!
No you are!

by Im Jesus bitch! Bow down to me July 12, 2009

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Urban Failure

When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.

I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.

by salsaboy719 January 9, 2011

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