Fanny Pack

A gross invention of the 1970's in which one would store essential items like:

hand lotion, credit cards, make up, tampons, sunglasses, band-aids, keys, moist towelettes, a watch, mini-binoculars, polaroid instant film, hard candy, a compact, and, maybe, a rattle for your baby.

The items would be stored in a pouch that attached to the hips by long interlocking straps, or, in the most horrid circumstance, Velcro.

Tiffany: "Girl, can you hold my condoms in that fanny pack until after the roller coaster?"
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Sandy: "The strap on my fanny pack broke and all my heroin fell out in front of Pastor Thomas."

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fanny magnet

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting attractive, desirable women.
opp: vermin magnet

With his fan club of catwalk models, Peter is a real fanny magnet.

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fanny batter

lemon curd residue produced by the minge, the phrase has a distinctive ring to it and conjures great imagery. fanny batter is what coats fishy fingers.

while licking her out i nearly spewed from the over-powering stench of her fanny batter.

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Bucket Fanny

A massive vagina

like feeding a tic-tac to a whale

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fanny nits

lice that crawl around ur furry lil fanny... ewww (or crabz)

'Weres Rosie today..."
'ohh she got fanny nits... i think Jack gave them to her..."

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Fanny Hat

An exceedingly baggy fanny.

She's had so many kids, you could pop her on your head and wear her fanny as a hat. Fanny Hat.

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fanny tickler

Small amount of bum-fluff found on the upper lip of the post pubescent male. Often sported with unwarranted pride - as a tribute to the wearer's (lack of) manhood.

Look at the fanny tickler on that d00d!

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