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The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.
God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.
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1. Designated period of time in which a male masturbates freely.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.
Guy1: Look at this sexy pic dude!
Guy2: Time to fap...
A man with several media devices to watch porn on sets a rotating office chair in the center. He turns on all screens to a different porn video, usually his favorite ones at the time. He starts to rotate his body with his feet and uses his free hand(s) to masturbate. Spinning like a top while jacking off creates sexual inertia, and the feeling of an erotic adrenaline rush. This kenotic event triggers many sensations In the bodies neurotransmitters such as arousal and nausea. Many who participate in this activity have one goal to achieve orgasm before throwing up. This race against time is known to its contestants as the dizzy fap challenge.
mike? Ya Mom? Why is there vomit and sperm all over the office? dizzy fap.
Masturbating after consuming large amounts of redbull, resulting in a fap so strong, you might even catch fire.
Person 1: dude, what happened to that hand? Damn
Person 2: fire fapping, bruh
Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.
Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."
When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
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To masturbate one's vagina.
Especially when it makes the sticky wet sounds.
Emily is pussy fapping loud again to furry porn