glucose father

Another way of saying sugar daddy

Person: Did you hear? (Hoesname) has 3 glucose fathers!
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.

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father of the year

Poor attempt at being a stand up Dad

That idiot left his kid in the car again. He is definitely going for father of the year.

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father abraham

A man who has 7 sons who can only go like this:
and a right
and a left
and a right
and a left
shake your hips
shake your head
turn around
touch the ground (TOUCH IT)

Huckins Girls go crazy during Father Abraham!

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Proximity Father

A father only willing to be a father if his children are geographically convenient to get to.

"I hadn't seen my dad in years. Only when I was in town did he want to play dad for his kids, being a proximity father and all."

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Fathers Daughter

A daughter who looks like her dad, acts like her dad, is pretty much a female version of her Father. Fathers Daughter. Not to be confused with daddys girl, Fathers Daughter is different.

She is such a Fathers Daughter!

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Father Mucker

Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker";
instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse the listener.

See also: "Nucking Futs" Same methodology used.

Example:
<Shinosuke> It's "Pronunciation", not "PronOunciation"...
<Shinosuke> You stupid Father Mucker!
* Shinosuke grins and acts all smart and mighty.

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Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

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