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Immobilization Favorite

A show that you watch when you are immobilized by sickness, broken bones, boredom, etc. that you originally don't watch, but becomes one of your favorite shows from watching it so much.

"Why are you watchin Everybody Loves Raymond, I thought you hated that show."
"I used to, but when I broke my leg it became an immobilization favorite."
"YOU LIE!"

by t12j19c95 December 17, 2009


Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024


Server's Favorite Rhino

The best admin/helper choice for any politics discord server.

Jim: Have you made Server's Favorite Rhino mod yet
Owner: No because he is annoying
Jim: Boycott the server

by Server's Favorite Rhino February 25, 2021


Playing favorites

The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.

Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022


Putin’s favorite congressman

Putin’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher.

Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.

by Coop Dupe June 7, 2022


Putin’s favorite congressman

Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022


favorite anime

The anime Charlotte. THAT IS RUINED BY MY FRIEND. KILL HIM HE HAS DESTROYED THE ANIME BY SEARCHING THE HENTAI EDITION OF IT.

Guy1: Look at this hentai
Me: YOU HAVE RUINED MY FAVORITE ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Guy1: I have a basement full of children

by Salt21 June 6, 2017