Shit Fence

When an individual farts and walks around a given area where someone is incased in the vapor.

Danny made a shit fence around the water fountain.

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Dick Fence

The act of blocking one's dick from prying eyes whilst peeing in a public environment. Used by rafters or boaters when a male has to pee off the side of the boat and wants to block a direct view of his junk. Hats, a well placed hand, a map, a sandal, could all be used for the dick fence.

While Dave was taking a leak off the side of the boat, Sarah's boat floated really close by. So Dave put up a dick fence with his hat so she couldn't see how small it was.

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Cyber Fencing

When two fencers engage one another in a Facebook "poke" war, or otherwise fencing-like internet based activity. Usually followed by a thread of messages or wall posts over who got the touch.

*poke* Ha! You didn't even parry!
*poke* Wtf? No, screw you! I parry and riposte and hit you straight in the mask!
*poke* So, it's a Cyber Fencing bout you want, is it?
This can go on for a VERY long time

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jumping the fence

it's the moment when you are trapped in a bad situation, and you are quickly trying to get away hoping things won't get worse.

also referred to as 'jumped the fence'

NICK- Dude, i punched Elle in the boob at Josh's party!
RONNY- Did she know it was you?
NICK- No...but i've been jumping the fence ever since

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noah fence

A phrase that gives the user the right and privilege to say whatever they want about the person they're talking to or anyone the two parties know, providing they say this before they begin their offensive rant. Can be substituted with, "I'm sorry, but..."

Noah fence, but you're very heavy.

or
She was all like talking bout me n shit but I said, "Girl, noah fence, but your momma called and said you're too ugly to look at. Mmm hmmm!"

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Fence Painting

When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.

When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.

So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.

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Fence Jumper

A illegal person from either mexico,cantral or south america

geroge lopez is a fence jumper

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