an area or place thats getting very slopy-
when you go to a party and all of the people are incredibly wasted. all of the girls are getting sleezy, the noise levels are way too high, its really hot from all of the sweating people, and the cops could be showing up any time.
guy1- dude this place is a total slop-fest
guy2- i know man i think im gonna take off soon
A party, bar, or any type of social gathering where the men significantly outnumber the women. If you're a guy at a sausage fest, your chances of hooking up with a hot chick are practically zero.
"Where the hell are all the chicks? This party is a total sausage fest."
A plethora of suckage going on in your vicinity.
"My harddrive just caught fire..." "Suck fest."
A movie or TV show that is not considered pornography but has at least 3 sex scenes and or 5 full female naked bodies shown
Dude did you see the magdeline sisters? It was a total fap fest!
A competition of insults, usually between two people and judged or observed by a group of others. Unique to the D.C. area, see also jone.
"The jone fest was over when Abbai was told he has a played out phillie that only bamas would wear"
When more than one woman has sex with you and only you. You might be a big player because of this, or just one lucky summabitch.
Guy 1:Dude, I got a pussy-fest last night.
Guy 2: Woot.