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Fingers that get inserted in female genitalia that get sticky and sweet like candy.
She loved his fingers insider her and after his candy fingers came out they were dripping with her sweetness ( lickable )
Pudding Fingers — Every now and then you simply must congratulate your ops.
An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
Ron DeSantis has so much residue on his Pudding Fingers that we have to check the bills he signs for e.coli, fingerprints, and Trump’s DNA.
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A condition in which the sufferer is incapable of placing ones finger anywhere near the trigger of a firearm. Sufferers use terms like "booger hook" and "bang switch". Trigger discipline is the entirety of this person's knowledge of firearms and firearm safety.
"I've had sex, so it's impossible for me to have Reddit finger"
The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.
I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.
When you finger a girl by extending two fingers about a metre into her pussy
Boy: "hey Jotaro! What did you do over the weekend?"
Jotaro: "I gave her the star finger."
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One time Emily asked us "is a thumb a finger" and since then we haven't talked to her
Putting three or more fingers into a woman's vagina.
Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside of her.
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How was your date last night? Finger farm?