eagle fist

An abrupt and unexpected fisting that causes the recipient to screech like an eagle while the fister screams “‘Murica!”

That bitch was so drunk my two roommates Eagle fisted her in the kitchen.

Top of The Fist

In conjunction with "top of the morning", a verbal gesture to signify a greeting and a positive vibe. The top of a fist signifys the fresh and painless act of and or beginning to enter one's fist in an anus. The top of the fist has not yet entered the anus and therefore has not caused any damage and or pain signifying joy and what is good. An antonym would be "Bottom of The Fist"; which would the exact opposite, signifying pain, anguish, and defeat.

jonny: "hey mike, i finally got the title to my car!"
Mike: "Well top of the fist to ya Jonny, im happy for you!
Jonny: "Ya me too, this situation could have totally turned out wrist-deep!"

jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

Danish Fist

When you are fisting someone and eating a Danish in the other hand. The filling in the Danish depends on the orifice being fisted.

I wanted to partake in a group anal Danish fist but ran out of chocolate danishes.

Bacon Fist

a two man band known for they're unique style of music. Which consists of blends of Hip-Hop and Techno.

Tom: Yo man, you check out that Bacon Fist mixtape i gave you?

Tom's Friend: Yeah bro! Some crazy stuff on there, i loved it!

fist fanny

A vagina the shape and size of a fist.

Went home with this girl last night she had a proper fist fanny!

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Bro Fist

1. A simple piece of lineart that was accompanied by certain text that originated on the internet, commonly displayed on forums/ message boards. This is the original bro fist:
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............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(

2. A simple act of greeting between two bros. It is done by raising the left hand, connecting with another bro's bro fist with the knuckles, and turning counter-clockwise 90 degrees. Usually accompanied by a colloquial "Sup, bro".

1. BRO FIST IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 5 OTHER BROS YOU'RE NOT A BRO

2. "Hey Jim what's up, bro?"
(insert bro fist here)
"Nothing much bro, did you see Manswers yesterday? That show is the shit."

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