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Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 7, 2009


Pissie Fit

Unlike a hissie fit, a pissie fit can last several days or months.

Where all parties invovled are stubborn and uncooparative, knowing that in the end reconciliation will happen.

It's ok. Its just a pissie fit.. Give it 10 days and it will be like nothing happened.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny November 23, 2010

81πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Goose Fits

Retarded spacker attacks that happen to certain epileptic geese when playing guitar solos. These fits include spinning on the floor, running in circles and excessive use of the powerslide. They happen mostly to Goosetard while playing the genius 10 12 solo.

Why is that strange goose running in circles?

Thats not a goose, it's Goosetard. Half goose, half retard, he's having one of those Goose Fits. Don't you think that solo looks hard?

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

69πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Office Fit

A girl in the office you drool over but won't look at twice in the real world.

She is Office Fit, face like an arse and tits like two plastic bags full of custard, but I'd still give her a portion.

by Juan Hunglow April 5, 2010

33πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


fit bird

A remarkably attractive young woman; i.e. skinny, long-legged, well-dressed, and potentially a high fashion model.

1. Check out the fit bird at eight o'clock.

2. This place is a bummer, man--I haven't seen a fit bird in the joint since we've been here.

by pigeonface May 12, 2005

221πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


hissy fit

noun. A sudden outburst of temper, often used to describe female anger at something trivial. Originally regional from American South. Thought to originate from contraction of "hysterical fit."

She threw a hissy fit when she found out the last pair of shoes had been sold.

by frannyd22 September 28, 2003

822πŸ‘ 189πŸ‘Ž


Athletic Fit

An outfit that athletic guys typically wear. With tights on bottom and shorts over them

Me: Did you see that guy with his athletic tights and shorts? They really show off his legs and ass
Friend: Yeah, he sure can pull off that β€œAthletic Fit”

by GearJock69 January 24, 2020