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Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)
Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks
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the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.
person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"
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Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.
Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')
one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!
other guy: Awe!
(south african flapjack)
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The breasts of a Cuban female that are saggy and flappy.
"Look at Heather and that girl with Cuban flapjacks!"
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When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack
I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack
When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.
While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.
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Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.
My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!
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