The baddest boss you ever worked for
You see that deal he managed? That's why they call him flat stack
Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous
Someone who has no bitties
She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris
When you pretty much don't have boobs.
Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!
Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.
Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.
The very very very derogatory term for "braindead".
Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?
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People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.
I'm phobic towards flat earthers.
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A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.
SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.
State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!
Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!