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To fart in the plane. Quiet but deadly.
I did several in-flight farts, i saw the guy next to me faint a little
An awesome outdoor party stunt. With a can of beer in one hand, you drop your pants and drawers so you are bare-assed. Crumble a piece of toilet paper and wedge the ball between your ass cheeks. Leave a 6 foot trailer of TP that leads from your ass to the a few feet behind you, like the smoke trail of an airplane. Next have a friend light the very end of the trail (closest to the ground) on fire. Start running around the yard/party area while your friends count how many seconds it takes for your ass to start feeling the heat! The longest time denotes a clear winner! The line of fire shooting from your ass looks like an airplane diving with its engines a blaze!
Mike holds the record for the Flight of the Phoenix...a record breaking 20 seconds!
When a company that was filled with men starts getting flooded with women, and all the talent starts leaving due to the headache of dealing with them, or from HR complaints filed against the real talent.
More and more chicks are starting to work here - you know guy flight is about to ensue.
The epitome of quality customer service. What all customer representatives should be like in every realm of business.
The way Jane was treated by the flight attendants was far superior to the "professional service" she received when she called her ISP to cancel her internet plan.
kind of like flight attendant, but with 250% chance of beating you up.
person 1 : What are you going to do? re-accommodate me?
person 2 :dude stfu it's flight bouncer.
Goodbye 👋
Man 1 : I'm leaving .. peace out.
Man 2: ok bro "safe flight" .
Flight cringe : when you are so scared to fly you grab the seat and hold on for dear life
Gal:Hey do you get flight cringe?
Guy: yea I'm so scared of flying !