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It means to pick a spot to hit, slap, or kick
Drunk dad- "Why aren't the dishes washed" !!
Child- "Sorry dad!! I forgot, I had a long day so I took a nap."
Drunk dad- "that's it" !!
Child- "it's okay dad pick a flower and do it I'm used to the pain" :(
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A flower boy is a boy who both looks and acts like a girl. They tend to have feminine habits, such as wearing makeup, and will also be much prettier than any girl you will ever see.
Girl 1: Have you ever seen Ren from Nu'est?
Girl 2: He is such a flower boy.
Girl 1: I know right! Why can't I be as pretty as he is?
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After you secretly scratch your bare asshole you tell your friends how weird it is that your fingers smell like flowers. Then when they take a whiff, BAMO!, they get a first class sniff of what your ass smells like.
"Dude, thats weird, my fingers smell like flowers." "Really?" "yeah check it out."
"OH, DEAR GOD!!"
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someone who tells jokes that always needs explaining and even then aren't all that funny
Suzie quit being such a fuck flower
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The vox/synth of The Killers(the most awesome band EVER!) and Brandon Flowers really adds a lot of oomph to the band with his ridiculous moves onstage and his extreame hotness. He's also a metro-sexual and is trying to bring back boat shoes!
That Brandon Flowers is such a hottie!
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The pulling of the scotal sack and balls tight in a ring made between the thumb and index finger. The 'balls' should protrude forming a 'blossom' like look, rather like a 'bunch of flowers'. Useful for times lacking in romance when no fresh flowers are available due to lack of florists or no near-by cemetaries. established c.2003 in Kavos, Greece, by Ryan, Pete, Jimmy, James & 'Spesh'. Derives from the popular game Mr.Nads similar to Mr.Thumbs but played with different body parts.
"There's that fitty from last night, lets give her a bunch of flowers" -to mates, "you best be waiting on the platform for me, with a bunch of flowers"
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A slogan of the hippie generation of the 1960's and coined by the poet Allen Ginsberg which meant the power of passive resistance. There is a movement today called the flower power movement that seeks to stop the bullying of teens by the older generation,curfews ect.
John believes in flower power.
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