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Fine China

A renaming of Cutlery, Cups, glasses, or plates to indicate a “fancy” dish. Usually can be used for something silly like animal plates or birthday plates, or actually fancy dishes.

Honey, we have guests, bring out the Fine China

Boy: damn nice party
Girl: Thanks
Girl: Wanna see my fine china?
Boy: sure
Girl: here’s the elephant plate
Boy: epic sauce

by Big_T_lmao April 27, 2020


Pulling a China

The act of ignoring bad news to make it seem like everything is fine or acting like bad things that occurred in the past never happened.

You: Remember that time you pushed me onto the road and I got hit by a semi-truck going 120km/t?
Mom: No that never happened
You: Mom, you're pulling a China
Mom: No I never did that either

by YouSeeMyDick? December 25, 2021


China Sock

To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.

"Xav? Did you drop a plate in your room? or was it your China Sock?

by llc1234 October 20, 2011


Pseudo-China

Any place that appears to be Oriental in origin.

Dude, let's go to Pseudo-China.
Douche, I'm not in the mood for that damn Chinese restaurant again.

by Lord Satan Bambie Killfuck July 2, 2008


China Claus

China Claus is the fictitious person who brings a Christmas gift in which the contents disclaimer reads, “Specific colors and contents may yary from illustrations, pls in kind prevail.”

Wow! Look at these amazing toothbrushes that China Claus brought me! Good thing I know how to brush my teeth because these directions don’t make any sense!

by Chadfish December 24, 2020


China Pack

Cannabis grown in mass quantities, by Chinese crime groups in Northern California and Canada.

Ayo cuh, u tryna slide down to BK tonight and get us some china pack for the low? That platinum bubba was fire last time.

by TacoTheGod January 20, 2021


China Sucks

China Sucks (or China Sucking) are phrases used to describe any condition where there is a stark difference between rhetoric and fact. It’s basically used to describe a condition or statement with a significant lack of integrity. "China Sucks" statements are often fantasy or mind games used to manipulate the perceptions of others to one's own benefit. It’s also synonymous with “out-of-touch with reality”.

The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.

"I am the best quarterback in the league!"
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."

by Dr. Carey Perkins October 2, 2022

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