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1. A fail of massive proportions
2. Taking failboat to a whole new level
Fail, just fail. No, that's an understatement. Titanic fail
That was the largest failboat I've ever seen. Heck, it was a freakin Titanic fail!
Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.
I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!
To not get an A in a class. Some asians hold themselves to high standards, and anything less than an A is considered "failing".
A term often used at thomas jefferson.
omg! i asian failed that physics test and got a B+... now I'll never get into NOVA
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1. n. precipitation that appears to be snowlike as it falls but melts in a pathetic, muddy, and/or unexciting fashion soon after reaching the ground.
2. n. marijuana. (Origins: in urban mythology, the condensation nuclei of the fail snow comes from marijuana smoke).
"My excitement turned to disappointment when I couldn't build a snowman: the snow turned out to be fail snow and melted right away."
"She was put in jail because she was caught smoking fail snow."
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Some kid on forums who tries really hard to troll, but just gets shot down, because he somehow fails at the simple art of trolling.
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: nahbro
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: you look pretty mad
Fail Troll: nope, umad
Better Troll: do you have anything of substance to say or are you just gonna say stupid fucking shit because you're a fucktard?
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When someone makes the simplest mistake when saying goodbye to someone over chat or text.
Person 1 "BYEEEEE"
Person 2 "BYEEEEEEEe"
Person 1 "That was a caden fail"
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To fail amazingly badly at a basic or simple task. Infomercials use this kind of exaggerated, highly unlikely failure to demonstrate the nonexistent or dubious "problem" the product in question supposedly solves (i.e. trying to crack an egg into a bowl and instead splattering egg and crushed shell pieces all over everything within three feet, hammering a nail into drywall and sending the hammer right through the wall, eating a sandwich and having its entire contents fall directly into your lap, etc.).
Just full-on infomercial failed at cracking an egg. Twice.
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