two-by-four

In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).

“We’re gonna build a treehouse. We just need some two-by-fours and a hammer and some nails.”

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a number four

When two people are pooping and holding hands while doing so.

"Alex and I took a number four together in the woods last night"

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Four Square

A sexual scenario in which the female participant is passed between four male participants in a similar manner to that of a ball during a four square match.

I double bounced Jenny so hard in a four square last night the three other dudes couldn't keep up.

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Four Fifteens

A slang word most commonly used in modern african american culture referencing four fifteen inch subwoofer car speakers.

ay nigga my four fifteens woke up yo neighbors.

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two-four

(Noun) A case of beer consisting of 24 bottles. Usually enough for one or two Canadians. "Case" or "Box" are seldom used in lieu of two-four. Popularly consumed with a candle light dinner.

Wife: "How's the Kraft Dinner, eh?"
Husband: "Good there. Would ya mind gettin us a couple more Moosehead outta the two-four? It's in the snowbank on the left, eh?"

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four flusher

1. Somebody who is obviously lying, posturing, idly boasting, who does not have the goods; one who is 'so full of shit' that it would take four flushes during the movement to clear the bowl.

Originally from game of poker, c.1880, one who bluffs that they have five cards in a flush when they only hold four.

Steve: Phil doesn't really have a summer house?
Bob: No, he's living with his parents. He's a lying, four-flushing sack of shit.

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Number Four

To throw up.

God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.

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