Nutters from Parkhurst

A term that refers to a group of extreme criminals sentenced to HM Prison Parkhurst in the town of Parkhurst on the Isle of Wight, UK.

I shall have men, nutters from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers, ready to chop your tarty fucking legs off!

that guy from fortnite

A term used to infuriate any person who is a fan of the person talked about

Guy 1: Yo bro, i love naruto. He's my favorite anime character

Guy 2: You mean that guy from fortnite? i love him too

Guy 1: I fucking hate you

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Dreams from Gin

A freakin awesome Indie Rock band from Upstate New York.

Person 1: Hey, butler monkeys with little top hats are giving out free $100 bills tonight at the bar, wanna come?

Person 2: Sorry dude, I've got more important things to do, I'm going to the Dreams from Gin show.

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working from home

A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.

Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'

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Sue from Catering

The best part of the 500 miles Doctor Who video. In four seconds, she gained overnight fame among the Whoniverse. A BAMF, a hero to many, and a beast at banging on pots with wooden spoons.

"When I grow up, I want to be just like Sue from Catering."

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The Guy from Fortnite

Travis Scott. (Aka Travvy Patty, Fortnite Guy)

*in a car*
Friend 1: Ayo here’s the aux

Friend 2: *plays sicko mode* you better know this song
Friend 1: Maybe???
Friend 2: bro, it’s from the guy from fortnite.

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Justin From Swegtalk

First off first off hold up hold up hold up motherfucker hold up hold yo ass real quick, first off, 2 years in the fuckin' marines, second off you ever mention my first born daughter again, I will personally fly over there and rip your fucking heart out and shove it up your ass ok?

Lol remember how Justin from Swegtalk got butthurt over a joke and made a death threat?