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Freezing a guy's balls and then smash them with a hammer.
That guy looks like he needs a frozen coke
when you freeze your feces and use it as a dildo
I have frozen Carlos in the freezer, do you want to have sex?
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I totally gave him/her the frozen Carlos last night!
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after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.
shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!
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frozen lotion made to spray on certain peoples necks to make certain other people get mad. immediately proceeding using this weapon of mass destruction, pour mustard into the angry bitches milk
frozen lotion was responsible for bitch lady going over the top
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Peeing on someone's face while in an extremely cold climate so the pee freezes before it hits their face.
Dude, I got a frozen motion last night and it hit me in the eye.
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When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.
"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen
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When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.
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"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"
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