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Quote. The last words of Big Col (the famous poet) before he collapsed in a mixture of ketchup, gravy and pie. Big Col was extremely drunk and had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what he was saying. This term is used by anyone trying to express the same in their last statement before unconciousness.
Schlabb mraa? Splerr. What? Bastard. Curry. Mfurrah... Fu fu meat u.
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The martial art of performing karate, kick boxing, Tai chi, kung fu, and various other moves with accentuating farts at the end. It is an extreamly pwerful fighting style not only because of advanced fighting technique, but also do to the humiliating factor of being farted on as somebody hits or kicks you.
That dude threw down some fart fu in the fight.
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A blitz attack of breath-taking bitchiness, usually of the nuclear bomb variety. It typically renders the victim speechless by one of two methods: either by the unbelievably bitchiness of the attack, or because of the rapid-fire waves of bitchiness leave the victim wondering what to respond to first. Bitch fu can be unprovoked or justly deserved. It is a skill used by masters of bitchcraft.
Hortense: How are you?
Bertha: Fine. Damn! You look like hell. Still aren't over Nigel, huh? Is he still shacked up with that cooze Esther? Hey, isn't she pregnant? Did you see the size of that ring he got her? Hope the kid's his. You know he was cheating on you all along, right? Well, this is my stop. Don't worry, you'll find somebody else---There are ALWAYS guys who like a bigger girl. Bye!
Betty to Hortense: Damn, that girl knows her bitch fu.
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A Raver or dancer at a rave who knows martial arts and tries to pull it off as their dance.
Is that a new dance?
Nah thats just rave fu.
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A protusion of subcutaneous fat below the umbilicus and above the pubic area, often seen peeking out between ones pants and the bottom of a short shirt. It is an acronym for Fat Upper Pussy Area, although the term can be used to describe members of either gender.
Cindy's friend: "I wouldn't eat that donut Cindy, you should have your finger for dessert instead"
Cindy: "What? Why?"
Cindy's friend: "Look at that fu-pa. It must get cold hanging out of your shirt all day"
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To give someone a fu man poo. A variation on a dirty sanchez. A man removes his cock from said strumpets bum and then wipes the poo residue across her top lip however utilising some artistic style to create the appearance of a chinese moustache similar to that of fu manchu.
I gave her a fu manpoo and she looked like an extra from crouching tiger!!
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Gun fu is the style of sophisticated close-quarters gunplay seen in Hong Kong action cinema and in Western films influenced by it. It often resembles a martial arts battle played out with firearms instead of traditional weapons.
The focus of gun fu is style, and the usage of firearms in ways that they were not designed to be used. Shooting a gun from each hand, shots from behind the back, as well as the use of guns as melee weapons are all common. Other moves can involve shotguns, Uzis, rocket launchers, and just about anything else that can be worked into a cinematic shot. It is often mixed with hand-to-hand combat maneuvers.
"Gun fu" has become a staple factor in modern action films due to its visually appealing nature (regardless of its actual practicality in a real-life combat situation). This is a contrast to American action movies of the 1980s which focused more on heavy weaponry and outright brute-force in firearm-based combat.
Before 1986, Hong Kong cinema was firmly rooted in two genres: the martial arts film and the comedy. Gunplay was not terribly popular because audiences had considered it boring, compared to fancy kung-fu moves or graceful swordplay of the wu shu epics. What moviegoers needed was a new way to present gunplay-- to show it as a skill that could be honed, integrating the acrobatics and grace of the traditional martial arts. And that's exactly what John Woo did. Using all of the visual techniques available to him (tracking shots, dolly-ins, slo-mo), Woo created beautifully surrealistic action sequences that were a 'guilty pleasure' to watch. There is also intimacy found in the gunplay-- typically, his protagonists and antagonists will have a profound understanding of one another and will meet face-to-face, in a tense Mexican standoff where they each point their weapons at one another and trade words.
The popularity of John Woo's films, and the heroic bloodshed genre in general, in the West helped give the gun fu style greater visibility. Film-makers like Robert Rodriguez were inspired to create action sequences modelled on the Hong Kong style. One of the first to demonstrate this was Rodriguez's Desperado (1995). The Matrix (1999) played a part in making "gun fu" the most popular form of firearm-based combat in cinema worldwide; since then, the style has become a staple of modern Western action films.
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