If the true fungi calls you fungus you are a fungus. Aka the one and only William.
“You are a fungus”
“What a fungus you are”
To eat some shit up
I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.
Gobble gobble bitch
A psychological disorder where one deliberately catches a tinea fungal infection (athlete's foot)
Wear ya jandals in the showers mate, i hear crazy Johnny suffers from recreational fungus disorder
Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies
A lover of magic mushrooms
Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.
When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.
“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”