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Having earned the admiration/respect/affection of another person to the extent that they will give you a token of their feelings voluntarily and without expectation of repayment.
A: Bought you something!
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.
The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.
I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted
When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
Injury that is most common between children ages 3-14 years old caused by receiving far too many presents for either Christmas or Birthdays.
Daughter: "I cannot open anymore Christmas presents because I think I have "gift elbow". I wish there WEREN'T SOO MANY."
Dad: I wish I had "gift elbow".
A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.
P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.
Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.
I can't forget to take a host gift when I'm going over for dinner with the in-laws!
A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.