Shits and gigs

'Shits and giggles' for lazy people

I did it for shits and gigs

gig on the wig

1. To dance on ones hair folicules.

2. To have the hairs atop your head styled in a way that impresses people.

3. A hairdresser does a doosey on your hair style.

1. I did a gig on the wig last night.

2. Theresa's gig on the wig was hella tight.

3. Shaniqua's hurr wuz gig off da wig who does dat gurls hurrr?

Gigging

Wrestling slang terminology for using a blade to cut oneself open during a match

"Did you see how much colour Moxley got tonight?"
"Yeah you could see him gigging the fuck out of himself when he went down in the corner"

Gig queef

A gig queef is that puff of hot, moist air that escapes a crowd at gigs.

"Did you feel that gig queef? It hit me right in the face! 😖"

the gig's over

when you're no longer relevant on social media

Shit, my new song cover only got 10 likes on Instagram. Guess the gig's over for me.

gig off

a term to use when somone is over confident or when you want to annoy the fuck out of somone cuz they don't know what it means.

Tayden : hhaahaha
a gig off user: gig off tayden

TAyden: NO!*
a gig off user : yes gig off

Gig work

Short-term or freelance work, often facilitated by digital platforms or apps.

I've been doing gig work as a food delivery driver to make some extra money.