i swear down dat sket tishaniqua will give brain easy like bruuuuv
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if your mate does something to you you'll ask him why? or alternativly what gives?
person 1:i shagged your mum
person 2:why'd you have to do that? what gives?
194๐ 95๐
I was giving head to him all last night so he blew his load on my bush
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To beat another player or team in athletic contests. For a team to beat another team badly. To embarass somebody in a sport.
Lebron James just gave yall niggas WORK!
Catch me on the golf course, and I'll give you work.
Watch me give work to these lames.
15๐ 5๐
Something you offer as a peace offering when you're being yelled at by some cobwebbed band mom. Can also be given when you've just told a long time girl friend that she probably contracted syphilis. Results may vary, but death may occur.
1.
Lady: "You need to be more respectful!!!!"
Brad: "Okay, okay... *reaches in pocket* GUM???"
Lady: *absolutely speechless*
Brad: *runs away to literally die laughing*
2.
Brad: "Yeah, Jill's not gonna be too happy when she finds out what I done did..."
Ted: "Giving Gum."
Brad: "What?"
Ted: "Yeah, works like a charm."
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When a girl drops to her knees to give a blow job, while at the same time fingering herself. This is either to turn the guy on more or due to her horniness. Typically occurs in a restroom or frat party. Phrase originated years ago at BU and has since spread through Boston, NYC, and DC.
Fratter 1: Dude don't go into the bathroom
Fratter 2: Why not bro?
Fratter 1: Some dick grabber is in there giving grace to your roomate.
Fratter 2: Sorostitutes are awesome!
(Fratters high-five)
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Short for "who gives a shit"
Joe: I don't want her to see my small penis
cool guy: dude who gives, she'll like it anyway
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