the goal kicker

when one person is having a sh*t and the other desperately need to p*ss therfore doin it between the legs of first person

hurry up shitting or ill do the goal kicker

Mom Goal

(noun)

When you shoot and miss wide; but the ball hits the outside of the net, causing your mom to cheer.

That dude can't shoot worth a shit, but he leads the team in mom goals.

field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth

"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine

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field goal

the gap between the two front teeth of someone that needs dental care.

damn, did you see the field goal in that girls grill, you could kick a 40 yarder through that gap.

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goal man

A "corner person" without temptations and feelings. One who must first thrust themselves upon reality before claiming the prize within.

Marcus: My Goal Man has been acting up lately
Leopold: You must first insert the inserter.
Marcus: I don't really care about that no more, you Goal Man
Leopold: Thank you, I have seen, now, you, go! To the future!!!

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Relationship Goals

The perfect relationship everyone wants to have, but can't have because Davie and Alli are the only couple to be goals, and to be praised upon.

Relationship goals:
Peasant: "Lets all appreciate Alli and Davie... For they are goals AF. Also, praise Harambe." 👏😎👌👅💦💯

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Relationship Goals

Namjin

"They are so Relationship Goals."
"Oh you mean they are so Namjin?"

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