to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom
"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."
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A goat can be newly defined as a lesbian. It is often described with adjectives in front of it such as stupid, ugly, or fucking. A goat is not the good kind of lesbian, it is the very bad kind. It belongs to the class of words that include goat, kitty, and ram.
Mary: I may be a lesbian, but at least I'm not a stupid goat like you!
Patty: You're not just a lesbian, you're a fucking goat too!
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Go away troll.
chat-room acronym
A variation comeback on the (hrmm, rejected by the majority of UD editors?) acronym YHBT: you have been trolled. Ok, now ya'all know.
thank you, but no thanks.
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When a man/Woman eats a woman out in a manner resembling a goat then head butts her vagina.
Tommy gave Chelsea The Goat and after being head butt, Chelsea asked why he did so. Tommy replied with βThatβs part of The Goat babyβ
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Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.
Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.
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